An admitted Bikini Bandits fanatic, Maynard James Keenan somehow convinced the rest of the band to commission underground filmmaker Steven Grasse to make a new Bikini Bandits episode as the music video for their hit song The Outsider. Grasse then collaborated with music video veteran Mark Kohr to make sure it didn’t completely suck. The resulting mayhem pissed nearly everyone off especially the executives at Virgin Records. A stripped down, homogenized TV friendly edit was eventually salvaged from the wreckage. However, the original, long form, uncensored version remains a masterpiece of retardation. We present it to you here warts and all.
Bonus Features include Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod Parts 1, 2 & 3 with a Sneak Peek Trailer for Bikini Bandits Save Christmas starring Maynard as Father Christmas.
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A collection of shorts featuring the adventures of babes in bikinis that also includes a behind-the-scenes look.
Includes: Short Films, Episode 7, Bikini Bandits & the Magic Lamp, Bikini Bandits Go Dutch, Bikini Bandits & the Time Machine, Bikini Bandits Under the Big Top, Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod – pts 1, 2 &3, Bikini Bandits Go to Hell, Bikini Bandits: Retard Come Home. Trailers for Bikini Bandits and the Golden Rod, Heather’s Cans in Cannes. Bonus Movies include: Being Steve Grasse and Maynard & the Bandits Party Hand. Music Videos include “The Outsiders (director’s cut)” performed by A Perfect Circle and “Fuck Christmas” performed by Mikey Galactic.
"Bikini Bandits: Briefs, Shorts and Panties is a perfect place to park your perversions. It is a sensational, surreal surprise. It will make you giggle and groan, while it methodically modifies your morals." -DVD Talk
Join the infamous Bikini Bandits in their first full-length animated feature film as they try to save Christmas from the evil Mr. G. You’ll see a whole new kind of x-mas tail with zombie strippers, muscle cars, voo-doo magic and heavy artillery. So exciting you’ll drop a yule log!
Starring Maynard James Keenan as Father Christmas and Schooly D Godfather of Gangsta Rap as Himself. Music by the Misfits and A Perfect Circle.
Dubbed "A B-Movie Epic" by Rolling Stone and described as "Pointlessly depraved" by Entertainment Weekly "The Bikini Bandits Experience" is one cult classic that is not to be missed. Filmed over a grueling 11 months in 2000, the "Experience" was shot in a variety of colorful locations such as Israel and Hell- and brought together some of Hollywood’s brightest stars like Corey Feldman, Maynard James Keenan and Dee Dee Ramone.
Lead actress Heather Victoria Ray recalls:
"After that first screening, my life changed. Things that used to be so easy like grocery shopping became such a chore- photographers, fans, really incredible. And, everyone wanted a piece of the pie, suddenly I had all these "friends".
And that was just the beginning, high profile premieres in Hollywood and Delaware soon followed. As Bikini Bandits pandemonium spread across the US thanks to hundreds of screenings in film festivals across the country- it wasn’t long before the European market came a knocking for their fix of hot boobie action.
Theatrical screenings in the UK, France, Italy, Holland, and Germany, as well as television broadcasts on Mtv2 Europe, help spread our message of love for hot rods, heavy-artillery, and the two-piece bathing suit.
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